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I know what kind of perverts read this website, and I know what you want to read about. I should probably at least touch on what’s available here besides escorts, strippers, dominatrixes, and wholesome body rubs. I wouldn’t review Walmart and only mention the condom and lotion aisles. I probably would, but let me pretend to be professional for a minute.

Like the Internet classified sites it’s meant to emulate, BedPage’s categories break down broadly into what you’d find in a newspaper classified section. People sell vehicles, parts, antiques, jewelry, computers, tools, and pet supplies. There are job listings and services available. You can rent a house or even buy one, hype your local restaurant, or get involved in a community discussion about childcare, volunteering, or local classes.

There is a Dating section, broken down by who seeks whom. Find yourself a dude, a lady, or a tranny. Have a fling or meet the love of your life and get married.

And then, when you’re done with all that respectable shit, you can come back to the Adult section. That’s where you’ll find the phone sex and real sex, the escorts, and the strippers, the erotic masseuses, and adult job listings. All right, let’s get to the good stuff!

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Before entering the Adult listings section, I must highlight the Massage listings. You might think that these are all the wholesome messages you get your mom a gift card for, based on the fact that they’re not in the adult section, but you’d be wrong. For some unknown reason, BedPage has two different areas where they list erotic massages: Massages, filed under Services, and Bodyrubs, under Adult.

Other Adult sections include Dom and Fetish, Escorts, Male Escorts, and TS. There are Adult Jobs, Phone and Websites, and Strippers and Strip Clubs. It’s a handful of pretty broad groups, but it’s hopefully enough to find exactly what you’re looking for, from the petite Asians who give footjobs to the busty blondes sucking cock and the trannies ready to put one in your face.

I figured I could fuck around looking at a website, but isn’t that what I do all day long anyway? Phone sex is fucking weak compared to the camwhores I’m used to, so I’ve got to tell you, the Escort listings appeal to me the most. Why settle for less than full penetration if I’m paying for it?

A Bunch of Internet Whores Screaming at You

Most escort sites these days are very visual. Hell, every fucking website these days is very visual. BedPage is like a blast from the past, looking precisely like Craigslist or Backpage when you dig into the listings. They are textbased, and they are an absolute fucking mess.

There are sponsored ads at the top of the screen before you get to the recently posted stuff, but they all look the same. The page is a wall of text, HALF OF IT IN ALL CAPS, sOmE oF iT iN aLtErNaTiNg CaPs, much of it misspelled, with emojis vomited everywhere with no rhyme or reason.

On other escort sites, you click on a pretty girl with a body that appeals to you. On BedPage, you don’t get to see the broad until you take a chance on a listing with a title like I’M ALWASY HORNEY (5 heart emojis and a checkmark) 100% (star, dog face, tongue emoji) SmOkInG HOTT! (peach emoji, eggplant) Jizzabella 22. The page has very little helpful information besides the baby’s age. A few of the chicks, obviously a little more professional, will sometimes offer incall/outcall in their list title.

The blurbs in the listings are often written in the same emoji-laden style, with plenty of ALL CAPS SCREAMING. The good news is that most of them do at least feature pictures. Thank fucking God. I wish it was easier to see them. Each listing opens in a new tab, which is a goddamn fucking joke compared to the thumbnail view of any modern escort/massage site.

Who Else Has Gardeners AND Crack Whores?

BedPage does have some things going for it. For example, you don’t have to sign up to view the escort or masseuse contact info. You won’t leave a paper trail finding a paid lay on the site. Clear your browser history or tell your wife you were looking for a new lawnmower.

The thing is, most escort sites let you view contact info without registering. That’s fucking standard. I’d say BedPage offers the very minimum of what you’d expect from an adult services site, but that isn’t true either. Thumbnails are standard, as they are a way to search for adult service providers for what you’re looking for. User reviews of the whores are also becoming a lot more popular, too. BedPage just leaves you on your own to figure out whether you’re looking at a legit shemale crack whore or just a crack addict trying to rip you off.

I guess you could point to the relative diversity of Adult listings as one of their selling points. Most escort sites don’t have an Adult Jobs area where you can meet a real-life, actual pimp to help sell your body.

Then again, it seems most Adult listings are escorts/masseuses. Even in the Adult Jobs and the Website areas, I mostly see women offering hot hookups at low prices.

BedPage.com and their sister sites Ebackpage & Ibackpage are a little bit of a cluster fuck, but they still get a few million visits a month. I have to assume that’s primarily old fuckers who don’t realize there are much better ways to find a quick lay than this failure pile of emojis and gibberish. I’m sure you can get laid here, but you’re much better off anywhere else on my Escort Sites list.

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